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Post by EliDaGoat713 on Jan 20, 2020 21:19:47 GMT -5
The guy responsible for Dallas' o-line is the guy we must hire.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2020 21:22:37 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him?
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Post by EliDaGoat713 on Jan 20, 2020 21:24:22 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him? Colombo and Callahan are actually qualified based on the o-line's they've coached. We're talking about hiring last year's Dolphins o-line coach.... That's Hal Hunter 2.0 |
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Post by jimmieray on Jan 20, 2020 21:32:17 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him?  |
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Post by giantlegacy on Jan 20, 2020 21:37:47 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him? Normally I put posters like this on block... But this guy has a special trainwreck factor that is quite entertaining |
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Post by Kruunch on Jan 20, 2020 21:40:23 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Colombo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity.
I could see it now.
There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Colombo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!”
Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind.
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Post by babybulls on Jan 20, 2020 22:06:49 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Columbo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. ROFLOL |
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Post by EliDaGoat713 on Jan 20, 2020 22:12:22 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Columbo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. ROFLOL 👌😑🙄 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2020 22:19:09 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him? Ohhhhh he’s on to you brother. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2020 22:21:35 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him? Normally I put posters like this on block... But this guy has a special trainwreck factor that is quite entertaining h Fbomb is legit. I’ll vouch for him |
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Post by giantlegacy on Jan 20, 2020 22:47:47 GMT -5
Normally I put posters like this on block... But this guy has a special trainwreck factor that is quite entertaining h Fbomb is legit. I’ll vouch for him Yeah he is (not talking about Fbomb,the OP we are |
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Post by leonperry on Jan 20, 2020 23:32:33 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Columbo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. ...sadly, that peace of mind proved all-too-elusive. This individual, since identified as Eli DaGoat, a young man of Dutch-American extraction, had wandered down to the south Florida area making threatening remarks and obscene gestures at various sea world amusement type places in that area. Most oddly, his behavior was directed at the most beloved residents of these places- the dolphins. While the trained sea mammals delighted & amazed visitors of all ages with their cavorting in the water, Mr. DaGoat was frequently observed standing amongst the crowds, ranting, "You're all going to be ex-dolphins after I'm through with you!" an apparent reference to his stated antipathy for ex-Miami Dolphin coaches on his favorite sports team, the NY Giants. This behavior elicited mostly amused responses from the crowds, who regarded DaGoat as a harmless drifter or mental health patient on unapproved day leave. Some patrons even regarded him as being part of the amusement park act, as the dolphins would usually rise up in unison at his ravings and clap their flippers in mock applause... Some observers believe these most intelligent of creatures, in picking up on the theme of DaGoat's rants, were mimicking NY Giant's OC Jason Garrett with their clapping, sending the troubled young man into even more frenzied outbursts... Park officials, at first alarmed by this odd behavior, soon realized DaGoat's antics drew even larger crowds to watch him go at it with the dolphins, particularly small children who thought he was a circus clown performer of some kind. However, attempts to put him on the payroll proved elusive- at one point demanding in exchange for his "services" paid flights and tickets to all NY Giants football games. This seemed reasonable until he tried to negotiate access to John Mara's personal suite at home games in order to persuade the Giant's owner to fire the entire coaching staff and to hire all of DaGoat's hand-picked replacements- even those currently employed by other NFL teams, in clear violation of NFL regulations. He enlisted the help of an unidentified TAGF poster who of late claimed to have personal confidants embedded in the NYG's heirarchy, who had made a failed attempt to convince the Giant's braintrust to hire Univ of Minnesota head football coach PJ Fleck. Mara was unavailable for comment, as was Giant's GM Dave Gettleman, who said he would only comment on the matter once the NFL season was over. DaGoat has since returned to the NY/NJ metro area but remains at large |
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Post by EliDaGoat713 on Jan 20, 2020 23:38:06 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Columbo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. ...sadly, that peace of mind proved all-too-elusive. This individual, since identified as Eli DaGoat, a young man of Dutch-American extraction, had wandered down to the south Florida area making threatening remarks and obscene gestures at various sea world amusement type places in that area. Most oddly, his behavior was directed at the most beloved residents of these places- the dolphins. While the trained sea mammals delighted & amazed visitors of all ages with their cavorting in the water, Mr. DaGoat was frequently observed standing amongst the crowds, ranting, "You're all going to be ex-dolphins after I'm through with you!" an apparent reference to his stated antipathy for ex-Miami Dolphin coaches on his favorite sports team, the NY Giants. This behavior elicited mostly amused responses from the crowds, who regarded DaGoat as a harmless drifter or mental health patient on unapproved day leave. Some patrons even regarded him as being part of the amusement park act, as the dolphins would usually rise up in unison at his ravings and clap their flippers in mock applause... Some observers believe these most intelligent of creatures, in picking up on the theme of DaGoat's rants, were mimicking NY Giant's OC Jason Garrett with their clapping, sending the troubled young man into even more frenzied outbursts... Park officials, at first alarmed by this odd behavior, soon realized DaGoat's antics drew even larger crowds to watch him go at it with the dolphins, particularly small children who thought he was a circus clown performer of some kind. However, attempts to put him on the payroll proved elusive- at one point demanding in exchange for his "services" paid flights and tickets to all NY Giants football games. This seemed reasonable until he tried to negotiate access to John Mara's personal suite at home games in order to persuade the Giant's owner to fire the entire coaching staff and to hire all of DaGoat's hand-picked replacements- even those currently employed by other NFL teams, in clear violation of NFL regulations. He enlisted the help of an unidentified TAGF poster who of late claimed to have personal confidants embedded in the NYG's heirarchy, who had made a failed attempt to convince the Giant's braintrust to hire Univ of Minnesota head football coach PJ Fleck. Mara was unavailable for comment, as was Giant's GM Dave Gettleman, who said he would only comment on the matter once the NFL season was over. DaGoat has since returned to the NY/NJ metro area but remains at large Dutch-American?! |
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Post by leonperry on Jan 20, 2020 23:40:28 GMT -5
...sadly, that peace of mind proved all-too-elusive. This individual, since identified as Eli DaGoat, a young man of Dutch-American extraction, had wandered down to the south Florida area making threatening remarks and obscene gestures at various sea world amusement type places in that area. Most oddly, his behavior was directed at the most beloved residents of these places- the dolphins. While the trained sea mammals delighted & amazed visitors of all ages with their cavorting in the water, Mr. DaGoat was frequently observed standing amongst the crowds, ranting, "You're all going to be ex-dolphins after I'm through with you!" an apparent reference to his stated antipathy for ex-Miami Dolphin coaches on his favorite sports team, the NY Giants. This behavior elicited mostly amused responses from the crowds, who regarded DaGoat as a harmless drifter or mental health patient on unapproved day leave. Some patrons even regarded him as being part of the amusement park act, as the dolphins would usually rise up in unison at his ravings and clap their flippers in mock applause... Some observers believe these most intelligent of creatures, in picking up on the theme of DaGoat's rants, were mimicking NY Giant's OC Jason Garrett with their clapping, sending the troubled young man into even more frenzied outbursts... Park officials, at first alarmed by this odd behavior, soon realized DaGoat's antics drew even larger crowds to watch him go at it with the dolphins, particularly small children who thought he was a circus clown performer of some kind. However, attempts to put him on the payroll proved elusive- at one point demanding in exchange for his "services" paid flights and tickets to all NY Giants football games. This seemed reasonable until he tried to negotiate access to John Mara's personal suite at home games in order to persuade the Giant's owner to fire the entire coaching staff and to hire all of DaGoat's hand-picked replacements- even those currently employed by other NFL teams, in clear violation of NFL regulations. He enlisted the help of an unidentified TAGF poster who of late claimed to have personal confidants embedded in the NYG's heirarchy, who had made a failed attempt to convince the Giant's braintrust to hire Univ of Minnesota head football coach PJ Fleck. Mara was unavailable for comment, as was Giant's GM Dave Gettleman, who said he would only comment on the matter once the NFL season was over. DaGoat has since returned to the NY/NJ metro area but remains at large Dutch-American?! OMG you're back! you feeling ok, buddy? We all love you here... your contributions are special and you are a valued member of these boards! |
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Post by DandyDon on Jan 20, 2020 23:47:33 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Columbo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. ...sadly, that peace of mind proved all-too-elusive. This individual, since identified as Eli DaGoat, a young man of Dutch-American extraction, had wandered down to the south Florida area making threatening remarks and obscene gestures at various sea world amusement type places in that area. Most oddly, his behavior was directed at the most beloved residents of these places- the dolphins. While the trained sea mammals delighted & amazed visitors of all ages with their cavorting in the water, Mr. DaGoat was frequently observed standing amongst the crowds, ranting, "You're all going to be ex-dolphins after I'm through with you!" an apparent reference to his stated antipathy for ex-Miami Dolphin coaches on his favorite sports team, the NY Giants. This behavior elicited mostly amused responses from the crowds, who regarded DaGoat as a harmless drifter or mental health patient on unapproved day leave. Some patrons even regarded him as being part of the amusement park act, as the dolphins would usually rise up in unison at his ravings and clap their flippers in mock applause... Some observers believe these most intelligent of creatures, in picking up on the theme of DaGoat's rants, were mimicking NY Giant's OC Jason Garrett with their clapping, sending the troubled young man into even more frenzied outbursts... Park officials, at first alarmed by this odd behavior, soon realized DaGoat's antics drew even larger crowds to watch him go at it with the dolphins, particularly small children who thought he was a circus clown performer of some kind. However, attempts to put him on the payroll proved elusive- at one point demanding in exchange for his "services" paid flights and tickets to all NY Giants football games. This seemed reasonable until he tried to negotiate access to John Mara's personal suite at home games in order to persuade the Giant's owner to fire the entire coaching staff and to hire all of DaGoat's hand-picked replacements- even those currently employed by other NFL teams, in clear violation of NFL regulations. He enlisted the help of an unidentified TAGF poster who of late claimed to have personal confidants embedded in the NYG's heirarchy, who had made a failed attempt to convince the Giant's braintrust to hire Univ of Minnesota head football coach PJ Fleck. Mara was unavailable for comment, as was Giant's GM Dave Gettleman, who said he would only comment on the matter once the NFL season was over. DaGoat has since returned to the NY/NJ metro area but remains at large You should write it and let everyone know how you make out with it. |
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Post by leonperry on Jan 20, 2020 23:53:31 GMT -5
...sadly, that peace of mind proved all-too-elusive. This individual, since identified as Eli DaGoat, a young man of Dutch-American extraction, had wandered down to the south Florida area making threatening remarks and obscene gestures at various sea world amusement type places in that area. Most oddly, his behavior was directed at the most beloved residents of these places- the dolphins. While the trained sea mammals delighted & amazed visitors of all ages with their cavorting in the water, Mr. DaGoat was frequently observed standing amongst the crowds, ranting, "You're all going to be ex-dolphins after I'm through with you!" an apparent reference to his stated antipathy for ex-Miami Dolphin coaches on his favorite sports team, the NY Giants. This behavior elicited mostly amused responses from the crowds, who regarded DaGoat as a harmless drifter or mental health patient on unapproved day leave. Some patrons even regarded him as being part of the amusement park act, as the dolphins would usually rise up in unison at his ravings and clap their flippers in mock applause... Some observers believe these most intelligent of creatures, in picking up on the theme of DaGoat's rants, were mimicking NY Giant's OC Jason Garrett with their clapping, sending the troubled young man into even more frenzied outbursts... Park officials, at first alarmed by this odd behavior, soon realized DaGoat's antics drew even larger crowds to watch him go at it with the dolphins, particularly small children who thought he was a circus clown performer of some kind. However, attempts to put him on the payroll proved elusive- at one point demanding in exchange for his "services" paid flights and tickets to all NY Giants football games. This seemed reasonable until he tried to negotiate access to John Mara's personal suite at home games in order to persuade the Giant's owner to fire the entire coaching staff and to hire all of DaGoat's hand-picked replacements- even those currently employed by other NFL teams, in clear violation of NFL regulations. He enlisted the help of an unidentified TAGF poster who of late claimed to have personal confidants embedded in the NYG's heirarchy, who had made a failed attempt to convince the Giant's braintrust to hire Univ of Minnesota head football coach PJ Fleck. Mara was unavailable for comment, as was Giant's GM Dave Gettleman, who said he would only comment on the matter once the NFL season was over. DaGoat has since returned to the NY/NJ metro area but remains at large You should write it and let everyone know how you make out with it. I'll comp you a copy once I'm done. well ok more like a discounted price, per se |
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Post by EliDaGoat713 on Jan 20, 2020 23:59:24 GMT -5
OMG you're back! you feeling ok, buddy? We all love you here... your contributions are special and you are a valued member of these boards! Alright Mr. Ten year old. Nice job, Leon! 👍 |
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Post by leonperry on Jan 21, 2020 0:06:03 GMT -5
OMG you're back! you feeling ok, buddy? We all love you here... your contributions are special and you are a valued member of these boards! Alright Mr. Ten year old. Nice job, Leon! 👍 so I hope we're pals now... |
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Post by Sarcasman on Jan 21, 2020 2:29:39 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him? Hey man, don’t get so hung up on the past. That was seconds ago. |
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Post by giantlegacy on Jan 21, 2020 7:37:15 GMT -5
Alright Mr. Ten year old. Nice job, Leon! 👍 so I hope we're pals now... He thinks I'm actually Kermit T Frog.. |
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Post by Fletch842 on Jan 21, 2020 7:42:00 GMT -5
Didn't you just say the same thing about Callahan and rip the Giants for not signing him? Hey man, don’t get so hung up on the past. That was seconds ago. I thought Bill Callahan was the only qualified O Line coach out there, and since we didn't sign him, it's doomsday!!!! |
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Post by roundabout on Jan 21, 2020 7:51:45 GMT -5
so I hope we're pals now... He thinks I'm actually Kermit T Frog.. You're not Kermit  |
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Post by gmen21 on Jan 21, 2020 9:53:43 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Colombo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. Hahaha! |
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Post by gmen21 on Jan 21, 2020 9:57:54 GMT -5
I hope the Giants hire Columbo for the sheer reason of the op’s sanity. I could see it now. There’s a news report of an unidentified man screaming and causing a ruckus. When confronted by police they asked the man what seems to be the problem? The man who seemed to be on a 2 week bender only responded with. “The Giants are screwing with me. Columbo, Callahan.. Daniel Jones needs the protection, give him the protection damn you!” Instead of arresting the young man, they put his Ron Dayne jersey back on him and told him to go straight home. To this day the cops hoped that young man got home and found peace of mind. ...sadly, that peace of mind proved all-too-elusive. This individual, since identified as Eli DaGoat, a young man of Dutch-American extraction, had wandered down to the south Florida area making threatening remarks and obscene gestures at various sea world amusement type places in that area. Most oddly, his behavior was directed at the most beloved residents of these places- the dolphins. While the trained sea mammals delighted & amazed visitors of all ages with their cavorting in the water, Mr. DaGoat was frequently observed standing amongst the crowds, ranting, "You're all going to be ex-dolphins after I'm through with you!" an apparent reference to his stated antipathy for ex-Miami Dolphin coaches on his favorite sports team, the NY Giants. This behavior elicited mostly amused responses from the crowds, who regarded DaGoat as a harmless drifter or mental health patient on unapproved day leave. Some patrons even regarded him as being part of the amusement park act, as the dolphins would usually rise up in unison at his ravings and clap their flippers in mock applause... Some observers believe these most intelligent of creatures, in picking up on the theme of DaGoat's rants, were mimicking NY Giant's OC Jason Garrett with their clapping, sending the troubled young man into even more frenzied outbursts... Park officials, at first alarmed by this odd behavior, soon realized DaGoat's antics drew even larger crowds to watch him go at it with the dolphins, particularly small children who thought he was a circus clown performer of some kind. However, attempts to put him on the payroll proved elusive- at one point demanding in exchange for his "services" paid flights and tickets to all NY Giants football games. This seemed reasonable until he tried to negotiate access to John Mara's personal suite at home games in order to persuade the Giant's owner to fire the entire coaching staff and to hire all of DaGoat's hand-picked replacements- even those currently employed by other NFL teams, in clear violation of NFL regulations. He enlisted the help of an unidentified TAGF poster who of late claimed to have personal confidants embedded in the NYG's heirarchy, who had made a failed attempt to convince the Giant's braintrust to hire Univ of Minnesota head football coach PJ Fleck. Mara was unavailable for comment, as was Giant's GM Dave Gettleman, who said he would only comment on the matter once the NFL season was over. DaGoat has since returned to the NY/NJ metro area but remains at large LOL! This is good stuff! |
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Post by TheAnalyst on Jan 21, 2020 11:02:38 GMT -5
Kind of interesting this popped up as soon as Callahan went to Cleveland.
Dont know much about Colombos resume besides playing for the Cowboys.
He certainly was set up with a lot of talent in Dallas.
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Post by DandyDon on Jan 21, 2020 12:01:13 GMT -5
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Post by trueblueatnyc on Jan 21, 2020 14:12:20 GMT -5
so I hope we're pals now... He thinks I'm actually Kermit T Frog.. Wait....You're Not?!! ..... makes you far less interesting quite frankly. |
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Post by giantlegacy on Jan 21, 2020 14:27:02 GMT -5
He thinks I'm actually Kermit T Frog.. Wait....You're Not?!! ..... makes you far less interesting quite frankly. I'm actually Rolf |
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Post by nygiantsfan1029 on Jan 21, 2020 14:47:21 GMT -5
so I hope we're pals now... He thinks I'm actually Kermit T Frog.. What? Next you’ll tell me TCHOF isn’t tony Sorprano |
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Post by Fletch842 on Jan 21, 2020 15:00:20 GMT -5
He thinks I'm actually Kermit T Frog.. What? Next you’ll tell me TCHOF isn’t tony Sorprano Damn, I'm crushed... |
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