Post by Rangers13 on Apr 19, 2021 13:11:32 GMT -5
Dave Gettleman’s draft
Gettleman is screaming “noooo, don’t pick up the phone during the first three rings b/c it’s bad luck . . . I know you think i’m crazy but”. Ring four is too obvious and ring five is one before Dave’s favorite number 6 b/c it looks like an upside down number 9. Does the call go to a voice mail not yet set up . . . and how did we get here
Well
At #1 the Jags the selected next John Elway by going Trevor Lawrence. What a horse
At #2 the Jets select Wilson who is claims he’s thrilled to be selected #1 overall. He proclaims he’s scared of needles and has never been vaccinated for anything .
At #3 the 49ers draft Trey Lance and Steve Young officially welcomes him to SF as he speaks about himself for 15 min w/o asking a question.
At #4 the Falcons never thought WR Smith would drop this far to take him.
#5 the Bengals have a new uniform which looks the same as their old. They claim it connects their past to their future. Yes, they are still the Bengals and AJ Green isn’t here anymore so they go take WR Chase
#6 for the next 12 minutes the networks remind us how Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl and how great Don Shula was great despite never building him a defense. A post appears how the Giants are like the Dolphins and that Daniel Jones is like Dan Marino but Gettleman hasn’t build him an offensive line. We all forget until after pick #8 the Dolphins selected TE Pitts
#7 the Lions sold Stafford for a bundle and they don’t really care if Goff gets injured or not but they do try and replace Golladay with WR Waddle
#8 Darnold begins his HOF career in Carolina while current Jets draft pick Wilson tweets “you suk” as OT Slater becomes a Panther
#9 Denver seems to draft a QB every year now and before we go to break Stephen A Smith breaks through a door and onto the stage with something to say as the Broncos draft Mac Jones
#10 Eli Apple starts tweeting about Karma and once a Giant always a Giant while the entire Giants world thinks Johnathan Ogden and how the initials PS (Patrick Surtain) is going to be the pick . . . and then Dallas selects Penei Sewell
#11 the ringing phone goes into voice mail and Gettleman is annoyed by this continual sound. “What’s that dinging?” he asks. The computer folk tell me it’s a text and to read it. “Read what?” and he just stares . . . blankly . . . and the clock is running.
What happens next?
Gettleman is screaming “noooo, don’t pick up the phone during the first three rings b/c it’s bad luck . . . I know you think i’m crazy but”. Ring four is too obvious and ring five is one before Dave’s favorite number 6 b/c it looks like an upside down number 9. Does the call go to a voice mail not yet set up . . . and how did we get here
Well
At #1 the Jags the selected next John Elway by going Trevor Lawrence. What a horse
At #2 the Jets select Wilson who is claims he’s thrilled to be selected #1 overall. He proclaims he’s scared of needles and has never been vaccinated for anything .
At #3 the 49ers draft Trey Lance and Steve Young officially welcomes him to SF as he speaks about himself for 15 min w/o asking a question.
At #4 the Falcons never thought WR Smith would drop this far to take him.
#5 the Bengals have a new uniform which looks the same as their old. They claim it connects their past to their future. Yes, they are still the Bengals and AJ Green isn’t here anymore so they go take WR Chase
#6 for the next 12 minutes the networks remind us how Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl and how great Don Shula was great despite never building him a defense. A post appears how the Giants are like the Dolphins and that Daniel Jones is like Dan Marino but Gettleman hasn’t build him an offensive line. We all forget until after pick #8 the Dolphins selected TE Pitts
#7 the Lions sold Stafford for a bundle and they don’t really care if Goff gets injured or not but they do try and replace Golladay with WR Waddle
#8 Darnold begins his HOF career in Carolina while current Jets draft pick Wilson tweets “you suk” as OT Slater becomes a Panther
#9 Denver seems to draft a QB every year now and before we go to break Stephen A Smith breaks through a door and onto the stage with something to say as the Broncos draft Mac Jones
#10 Eli Apple starts tweeting about Karma and once a Giant always a Giant while the entire Giants world thinks Johnathan Ogden and how the initials PS (Patrick Surtain) is going to be the pick . . . and then Dallas selects Penei Sewell
#11 the ringing phone goes into voice mail and Gettleman is annoyed by this continual sound. “What’s that dinging?” he asks. The computer folk tell me it’s a text and to read it. “Read what?” and he just stares . . . blankly . . . and the clock is running.
What happens next?